January 2010
65 posts
this happens all the time.
kennelruhmann: actually i maybe kinda wanna go
kennelruhmann: maybe
victorylols: decide woman!
kennelruhmann: when is it? and you'd have to pick me up, and who is going?
kennelruhmann: and will there be food?
victorylols: ethan is driving
victorylols: it is not 4:30 at hollywood
victorylols: so we may be able to eat afterwards
kennelruhmann: it is not 4:30?
kennelruhmann: what time is it then? 4:31?
victorylols: HAHAHA
victorylols: yes
kennelruhmann: I HAVE TO KNOW
victorylols: IT IS 4:30 GOD DAMMIT
kennelruhmann: THEN SPELL THINGS RIGHT, YA FUCKIN' TERRORIST FAGGOT
victorylols: I DIDNT MISPELL ANYTHING YA WHORE
victorylols: I JUST ADDED A WORD
kennelruhmann: YEAH, YOU MISSPELLED THE SPACE BAR
victorylols: okay i need to play with gabe
victorylols: so CHOOSE RIGHT NOW
victorylols: Y/N
kennelruhmann: YES
kennelruhmann: A THOUSAND TIMES YES
victorylols: okay HOORAY
kennelruhmann: AS LONG AS WE CAN GET GUMMY BEARS
victorylols: where the fuck from?
victorylols: walgreens?
kennelruhmann: WALGREENS
kennelruhmann: YES!!!
kennelruhmann: YOU KNOW!!!!!
victorylols: that will be up to ethan.
kennelruhmann: YOU ALWAYS KNOW!!!!!
victorylols: IMMA GO PLAY WITH A BABY
victorylols: YES I DO
“What would you do if you knew how much I wanted you? You’d say “Hey,...”
“But today mainstream country is a soul-sucking black force that cancels out life, a foreboding dead obelisk in the sky the shape of a stock car, and it’s found something else to save. Long since having auctioned its own soul, mainstream country turns its insidiously inbred eye to patriotic matters, to traditional marriage, just the right to believe in something without being exactly...
HE PLAYS A FUCKING BANJO, YOU DIRTY FUCKING BASTARDS!
Vampire Weekend: "Just because you have haters...
“Then again, there’s “California English.” The heavy Auto-tune on Koenig’s vocal appears pitched halfway between a failed masturbatory experiment and a half-assed joke. In a robotic monotone Koenig drops hot fire like “Fake Philly cheese steak but you use real toothpaste,” and since I can’t possibly take that seriously I’m either supposed to giggle (at the addressee of the song, presumably)...
claire.donze: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. LET'S BE STRIPPERS AND KILL MEN
kennyruhmann: I COULDNT BE A STRIPPER, I AM MADE OF 75% COOKING GREASE AND 25% CHOCOLATE CAKE
claire.donze: BULLSHIT. YOU ARE 80% ASS AND 20% NIPPLE
dry spell.
In response to Victoria’s list of Don’ts for 2010, I will compose a list of my own.
1. DON’T GET CAUGHT. This is, by far, the most important one. And if you get caught, don’t rat out your friends.
2. Don’t kiss total fags.
3. Don’t dress really classy one day and then like a slob the next. Have a middle ground, Kendall.
4. Don’t get caught in a web of a SPIDERWHORE
5. Don’t dwell about things...
lulz
victorykassamanly:
Kendall, tumblr is not a social networking site. However, I am on AIM. You are the one who is faggin’ around.
And also, I think you are forgetting that babies take over the world on Sundays.
VICTORIA COME OVER TODAY GET ON AIM
Marion C. Early tomorrow. Yet another example of how Ozark is absolutely the biggest joke in Missouri.
Besides Chadwick, maybe.
let’s get ready to pwn n00bz and win a trophy that we couldn’t actually succeed in getting at real tournament.
Go Hozark.
Ethan: are you excited for some improv magic?
Kendall: no, i am so terrified.
Ethan: well if all else fails, do old people
Kendall: or odor. you are a guilded lotus.
Ethan: they smell quite good.
Kendall: old people or lotuses?
Ethan: you should do an improv over a day in the lif of ethan-fattest man.
Ethan: Both.
Kendall: what if you cross bred a lotus and an old person? best thing ever.
Ethan: what if you did that, took me and cross bread me with the stinky cheese man and then put our babies together?
Kendall: i wouldn't be able to take the smell. I couldn't get the insemination done because my nostrils burned with the sensation of rotting ethan and cheese
Ethan: i could always hav sex with the cheese lady. that way you don't have to die
Kendall: I'm sure you would enjoy that. Just make sure she isn't Swiss. Those Swiss-Cheese women are used up, if you catch my drift. Just look at all the holes!
Ethan: ya, i was thinking either provolone or pepper jack
Kendall: Maybe not pepper jack, unless you like it hot. And by hot, I mean an extremely high level of capsaicin. Brie is soft. It wont hurt you or make you feel unloved. It will call you afterwards, too. It may even give you a promise ring.
Ethan: It can either be made firm or semi-firm in texture. What do you think about Goats cheese? It is usually a soft, smooth cheese which spreads easily and has a distinct flavour that is tangy like that of goat milk.
Kendall: I haven't an opinion, truthfully. I trust your judgement.
Ethan: Well, that makes me feel better about myself.
Kendall: I would hope so, tiny child.
Ethan: I've never been called TINY before
Kendall: Oh sorry. INSANELY FAT MAN. This is you: http://www.kinoweb.de/film98/Blade/pix/4.jpg
Ethan: I need to trim my nails. I can't go into public with nails like that.
My net worth is increasing exponentially.
Also, I hate electronics. I am upset. I’m so angry that I am listening to angry rap.
EVERYONE WAS IN MY HOUSE and I liked it.
stop looking at me, stuffed 1,000,000x e.coli virus plush toy. liek, srsly.
Today, I was forced to see “It’s Complicated” with my grandmother. THE ENTIRE MOVIE WAS JUST TWO OLD PEOPLE SEXING THEIR BRAINS OUT.
Meryl Streep and Alec Baldwin, you aren’t allowed to orgasm on screen. I don’t want to see that.
The only other people in the theatre were two or three...
I’m embarrassed of the post below.
my 5th grade girl-power anthem. →
thread of horrible, horrible jokes
1: What do you call a black man who flies a plane? You call him a pilot, ya fuckin' racist.
2: No, it's a nigga with altitude
3: NWA: Straight Outta Cockpit
I LOOOOOVE HOT WINGSSSSS
“Crazy isn’t being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It’s you or me...”
(context: he got his sixteen year old girlfriend...
kendall: i noticed that your brother is a fan of condoms on facebook.
victoria: took him long enough.
Just remember that I blog usually when I am in weird moods, so if I type something absurd and emotional, discount it, for the most part. What I say is true, but usually, I don’t think about it at all. I am actually just counting on the notion that no one actually reads my blog.
“You’re alright, hanging out and stealing all the limelight. Messing with...”
